A 40 year old man I went out with last week, who just can’t understand why he’s single.
Also, I’m still in my 20s.
More quotes from this gem (bloggily-speaking) / disaster (IRL-speaking) date to come.
how to dress for your shape: are you human-shaped? play up your natural sex appeal by wearing whatever the fuck you want
Life Tip: As the weather gets warmer, continue to wear whatever the fuck you want. Flaunt everything or keep it cool under cover. Dress to make yourself feel rad.
how to get a bikini body:
put a bikini on your bodyWant to look great naked? Take all your clothes off.
Get that perfect beach body: Go to the beach.
Every online dating profile: deleted. Over it.
If every message doesn’t say this, it still means it.
“I was merely expressing my appreciation for the single word. After all it can be a very powerful word can it not? You can use said word in many different ways, and 5 of which I can find incredibly fun at this very moment. So yes, I did write you a one word message, but I was hoping you’d appreciate me singling out one word out of your profile and perhaps understand just why I wrote it.”
^^^You can use this for anything.
When originality backfires…