January 2012
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2012...
… is the year of high standards 2012 is the year all of your friends are going to get married and have babies. Are you going to latch onto the first person you meet to catch up or are you going to do something more interesting with your time? 2012 is the year of better dates with more interesting people who you can take home and take out and take to meet your mom.
Jan 1st
December 2011
10 posts
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All I Want For Christmas Is You (Sike!)
You’re not going to get a bitter “single for the holidays” post out of me! Avoiding the rushing between different families’ homes, no extra spending on gifts, and not having to stay awake or engaged in conversation with strangers is amazing. I did receive a few extra online dating messages this year, full of the sweet “I’m visiting family in town and I’m...
Dec 26th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 22nd
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“Men who want to flirt with women have to realize: Women live in a state of...”
– Attention, Space Cadets: Do Not Proposition Women in the Elevator (via petitefeministe)
Dec 17th
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Bad to The Bone
Starting to wonder if this was about dating or just a one-girl-with-a-boyfriend and one-girl-who-sleeps-alone blog? Yeah, I was too. I have gone on a lot of bad dates. I haven’t been liveblogging any recent ones because, as I hope you know, I’m not a terrible person looking to tear men to shreds. But a small part of me wanted to so I would at least be entertained by the thought that...
Dec 16th
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“I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them that no...”
Dec 7th
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Dec 4th
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“Can I monkey on your back?”
– - TLSTPHSTMWN (The Least Sexy Things People Have Said to Me While Naked) With love,  Amelia
Dec 4th
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Dec 1st
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