Break Up Songs That Don’t Suck
Cake, “Sheep Go To Heaven.” Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell? More like AMYS GO TO HELL, amirite? Well, grouchy greeting card author, put down your machete and take your poodle on a walk (rather than committing mass murder). If the “love has started to fade” in your relationship, switch the words as needed and feel the ironic cheer wash over your cold, black heart.
They never deserved you.
p.s. Heaven is jumping jacks?
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