Tainted Love

So what if you find them crouched outside your bedroom window? Maybe it’s time to give your stalker a chance*!

A few reasons he/she might be a great date:

1. They already know your drink order.

2. They’ve watched you undress so often through your window that you don’t really need to doll up for dates.

3. You don’t need to give them directions to pick you up.

4. They’re already aware of your weird habits and want to love/murder you anyway.

*For your health, don’t actually give your stalker the chance to receive anything but a restraining order from you.