Tainted Love

Break Up Songs That Don’t Suck: “Bills, Bills, Bills” by Destiny’s Child

Could they pay your bills? Well, could they? In this economy, it’s pretty fucked up to borrow someone’s car and not refill the tank— I’d rather give someone $20! If you’re a smokin’ hot hairdresser who incorporates rubber bands into your pastels-only wardrobe, it’s time to find someone, a baller perhaps, who won’t make fun of your adorable penchant for wordplay (“automobills”) and will pick up the bar tab now and then. Sharing is caring.

They never deserved you.

p.s. Who else misses when girls sang about “scrubs”?