When you offer something you’re not prepared to give.
Running into an ex when you’re out with someone else… Ugh!
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There are 3 simple rules to dating me.
1. Compliment me. Mother fucker, tell me I’m pretty. Let me know that you like my boobs, and my butt. They are awesome and you’re welcome.
2. Call me back. Bottom line: do what you say you’re going to do. Technology is awesome and simple. You say you’ll be in touch….be in touch.
3. Fuck me proper.
and yet, I’m still single.
Amen. Compliments, accountability, and good sex. Not that tough! This got me thinking, and sort of inner-monologue ranting…
I feel like when it comes down to it, dating is really easy but we’re all over-thinking it.
We’ve had alot of interest from new blood to write for our wee little blog!
I’m working on editing now, but I’ll start introducing the girls over the next few days.
We are still looking for the male perspective, so email away! You can use a pen name or put yourself out there irl. Whatever you want! Give us your secrets, gentlemen!
Our first lady already has alot to send me and I’m very excited to introduce her. Her name is CiCi. Here we go! xo AP
YES!!!!! Charlie Kelly and I have a 87% chance of being a good match.
So basically, don’t waste my time with 3,000 emails and no date, read your Shakespeare, and don’t judge people based on their skin color. Sounds pretty accurate! Thanks, OkCupid.